Welcome to Court Ordered Creations—a custom confections and clothing store.

Sounds like a weird combination but I couldn't limit my creativity to just flour and sugar.

Every design is created by me (a full-time lawyer & part time crafter) and inspected and approved by Hooper, my Golden Retriever and CFO

Do Desserts - Not Due Dilligence

Custom Cookie Platters

Birthday Celebration Platter

Birthday Celebration Platter

Birthday Celebration Platter

$80.00
$80.00

Flavored Cookies

Birthday Celebration Platter

Birthday Celebration Platter

Birthday Celebration Platter

$80.00
$80.00

Custom Cake pops

A dozen cake pops in the flavor or your choice customized to your theme .

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Custom Cakes

Cakes designed with the flavors and color scheme of your choice.

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No Briefs - Just Tees

Craptastic T-shirts

Calling all Geraldine and other members of the Watch What Crappens fandom!
these designs are speaking to you! Can you hear them?

HOOPER, OUR GOLDEN RETRIEVER KNOWS IT...

Pipit Lived!

Jaws™️ fanatics, don't believe the hype. Pipit the Black Lab dog believed to be the second victim of the Great White in the epic 1975 horror film was NOT eaten by the shark. He safely swam to shore further down the beach and ditched his stupid owner for putting him in harm's way.

Our hats and shirts are meant to be worn by humans but are being modeled by our dogs because they are huge advocates of the fact that:

PAWS ARE GREATER THAN JAWS

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